The name's Egbert. John Egbert. As far as you know. I am known for my John Egbert cosplay although everyone forgets that WOW that's not all i cosplay. (Koujaku, Castiel, Ryuko Matoi). I normally attend Tora con, Roc con, Anime syracuse, and occasionally UB con and other comic cons that come around my area. (rhode island comic con.) So if you live in the Rochester area, i am totally down with meetin up with you as long as you promise not to kidnap me. I also occasionally draw very shitty art for you to gawk and laugh at. You can always come to me if you need to talk, i love to listen and i love all of you.!
this is the cutest fucking thing ever
I literally can’t, this is too perf
oh my god
modern au: little connor found out that his grandpa was a navy soldier so he was rather fascinated by it so the little boy would do some kind of army walk and every time he’d step he would say “hut” so he would be hut hut hutting all over the place and this happened for almost a day. and then haytham finally asks connor to stop.
Haytham: Son, please stop it’s getting unnerving.
Edward: Yeah, anymore huts and we’d be a village.
I am laughing so goddamn hard at this
it’s like… I imagine this is what a pole dance at an asexual bar looks like
just me and a bunch of other asexuals admiring the strength required to rotate off the ground like this indefinitely
We aren’t a thing anymore. My brain is dumb and i think i might be aromantic. (Still figuring it out) but, which picture?
"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.
As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.
He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.
Some inspiring things he said;
"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"
"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"
"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."
"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"
Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”
This is beautiful.
this is wonderful and amazing and one of the reasons i volunteer with old people
I’ll do a lil of this, a lil of that, oh and i’m DEFINATELY gunna do that.
finding other homestucks
when their part of the conversation is mainly ‘jegus’, ‘gog’ ,’fuckass’, and bucket jokes
now that im in the space mood i’d like to remind each and every one of you that NASA drew a dick on mars. we drew a dick on another planet. that is mankind’s legacy.
THIS IS AN ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE SURFACE OF MARS. PLEASE NEVER FORGET THIS.
ah yes, Homestuck, I’ve read that webcomic. I love the way they just… [clenches fists] [keeps clenching fists] [doesn’t stop clenching fists]
I won’t be impressed by technology until the day I can close the YouTube app but the music continues playing
Unmute this right now
EVERYONE WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW
why he say pears so hard lmao
How do you stretch a P sound so long
his voice sounds like he wants to cry a lil
baby arctic fox tries to eat a man alive